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Author: Erin (Page 2 of 14)

Thug Kitchen: Eat Like You Give a F&ck—Introduction

Thug Kitchen, one of 2014’s bestselling cookbooks, arrived on my doorstep last week encased in its Amazon cardboard wrapper.

It’s a fucking good thing, too.

Months ago I offered to host a dinner for 14 Pomona College students in my home. I felt generous of spirit, eager to learn from and share with young people attending my alma mater, and happy to support their “Alternabreak” volunteer activities at several L.A. nonprofits. The uplift! The good karma! The networking!

Well, here we are the week of—in fact they’ll be here in 48 hours—and I couldn’t be less prepared.

I blame expectations. Expectation #1: Take-out won’t be served. Expectation #2: The house will be clean. Expectation #3: Sparkling conversation will occur.

I’m having a hard time moving from frazzled and paralyzed to eager and productive. My week has been busier than expected; I’ve also successfully procrastinated for several evenings in a row. Worst of all, I can’t decide on the menu.

And did I say one of the students is lactose intolerant?

Say a huge fucking prayer for Thug Kitchen. Published by Rodale in New York, the 212-page book is written by Thug Kitchen LLC. That caused a bit of a double-take when I first read it. Is that a person? A club? Some Girl Scouts? Google says it’s Matt Holloway and Michelle Davis, whoever they are, but I rather like how TK puts it on their website: “This site is here to help your narrow dietary mind explore some goddamn options so that you can look and feel like a fucking champ.”

Well, then.

All the recipes are vegan and the book, which looks and feels great, has one of those durable matte, full-color covers that makes you want to pet it and dive right in.

The tone of the book, like the site and the blog and the posts and all that other crap, is hilarious. More importantly, it’s wise and straightforward and encouraging. The intro serves as their manifesto—why they feel everyone, not just fancy people who talk a certain way, should and can make tasty, healthy food without killing themselves and the planet. I like this Every Person ethos.

I also like the writing, especially when they’re explaining something to a cooking newbie: “If you don’t like an ingredient, say mushrooms, then don’t try a recipe where the main ingredient is a motherfucking mushroom. And don’t go thinking you can just leave out some core ingredient like that and the dish will still work out. That shit is not going to fly in any recipe. EVER.

“Don’t fucking email us when you try switching bananas out for bell peppers and you’re disappointed with how it tasted,” TK continues. “You did that shit. Not us. Own it.”

I could keep typing lines from the cookbook all day, but I’ll stop. Needless to say, after much page turning and calculating, I finally came up with the following Amazing Dinner Plan:

* Ginger-Lime Sparklers

* Creamy Black Bean and Cilantro Dip

* Baked Spicy Plantain Chips

* Creamy Peanut Slaw

* Tortilla Soup (“This old-school Southwestern soup is so goddamn good, even your grandma would approve. Just don’t let her catch you swearing in the house.”)

* and, for dessert, Chocolate Fudge Pops


I don’t swear this much in a calendar year, so there’s something cathartic about reading lines like “You are going to be one clever culinary motherfucker when we are done with you. Let’s get to fucking work.”

Yes, ma’am. The clock is ticking.

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria: The results

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria is a terrific cookbook. Sure, it’s 22 years old, but there are plenty of lovely things in the world that are 22 that shouldn’t be dismissed—that cute blond actor from The Hunger Games, for example—so why should it?

The Trattoria recipes I tried were tasty and no-nonsense, while still packing plenty of flavor and rising above the ho-hum. The Tomato sauce was simple and perfect; the Milanese Vegetable Soup comforting and delicious; and the Risotto, while a tad one-dimensional, still tasty and a good option for a mid-week meal. The recipes I dog-eared for later, including the Celery Salad with Anchovy Dressing (or Insalata di Puntarella in Italian, which sounds like something served in a fairy tale) and the Pasta and Bean Soup, are high on my list for March.

When I first posted that I’d be cooking from Trattoria, my friend Justine commented that she loves the book…and then proceeded to rattle off a few favorite recipes pronto when asked. It’s that kind of collection: memorable, a go-to for years to come.

This got me thinking about the hot cookbooks of the moment, so I hunted down 2014’s best-selling tomes. They included some obvious ones: Plenty and More Plenty by He-Who-Worships-the-Vegetable, Yotam Ottolenghi; the hyper trendy Practical Paleo; and the annoyingly sanctimonious The Oh She Glows Cookbook: Over 100 Vegan Recipes to Glow from the Inside Out.

The list also includes the provocatively titled Thug Kitchen: The Official Cookbook: Eat Like You Give a F*&k…which I had my doubts about until I cracked it open online and found the best cookbook chapter title I’ve ever read: “Big-Ass Cup of Cozy” (for Soups and Stews, of course).

I immediately purchased a copy and will report back soon.

Which of these cookbooks will endure? I can only wonder since I haven’t cooked from any of them. But when I think back on some of the of-the-moment cookbooks I have tried, The I Hate to Cook Book from the ’60s, and that awful Smoothies guide from the ’90s, I’m doubtful many of them will make the leap to Classic Status (and certainly not anything with the word “paleo” in the title).

Trattoria, I know we’ll be cooking buds for years to come. You’re the little black dress of the cookbook world—versatile, fabulous for most any cook, comfortable yet snazzy.

In fact, my only complaint (other than with the slightly Chef Boyardee aspect of the risotto) is with some of Wells’ English translations for the Italian recipe titles.

“Coffee and Mascarpone Ladyfinger Cream” for tiramisu?

That might not be, shall we say, dinner party ready.

The results: 9 spatulas

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria: Recipe #3–Risotto with Tomatoes and Parmesan (Risotto alla Cardinale)

The next Trattoria recipe that I tried—Risotto alla Cardinale—is apparently named for the vivid red color of a Catholic cardinal’s robes. I liked to think instead of the bright crimson birds that flitted in the forsythia bushes during the snowy Hudson Valley winters of my childhood: a beautiful, shocking red against the surrounding dull-white and gray.

I’ve loved risotto since…well, since forever, really, because I can’t recall a time I didn’t love it. The steaming hot, deeply flavorful grains—whether enhanced with saffron, butter, a particular vegetable or a bit of perfectly seasoned seafood—are the stuff of my food dreams: simple, comforting, served in a single bowl. Yes, there’s the preparation: 20 minutes of slaving over a hot stove while stirring constantly with an aching arm, but it’s totally worth it.

Patricia Wells’ version with tomatoes and parmesan cheese caught my eye a few weeks ago when I needed to make something for a Monday dinner. The recipe looked promising and fairly straightforward…two good things on a time-pressed school night.

To start, I stirred together 2 cups of veggie broth with 1 cup of the leftover tomato sauce I’d recently made from Trattoria. Once the brew was barely simmering, I pulled out pot #2, put it on a medium-flame burner, and tossed in 1 tablespoon of butter, 2 tablespoons of olive oil, ½ minced shallot, 2 bay leaves and some salt. This I cooked for a few minutes until the shallot bits gleamed and were mostly translucent.

Next, I poured in 1 cup of Arborio rice and stir, stir, stirred with my favorite wooden spoon (Sur La Table, 2007 collection) until everything glistened. Wells points out that this is a key step, as “The heat and fat will help separate the grains of rice, ensuring a creamy consistency in the end.” Bravo to that.

Once the rice was just about translucent, I slopped in a ladleful of the simmering tomato broth, and stirred mightily as those rice grains absorbed the liquid, a task they performed with impressive speed and efficiency. Into the pot went another ladle of broth, followed by more furious stirring, until all of that liquid had disappeared as well.

At some point, I pulled my face back from the steam, uncurled my cramped fingers from the spoon and grabbed a fork to taste the rice. It was just about done—tender but still a little too chewy-tacky for my taste. I dumped in the remaining liquid and marveled as I always do at this point in the recipe at risotto’s incredible capacity for absorption. Why hasn’t this magical element been exploited? Couldn’t they make compostable paper towels out of this stuff?

It took about 20 minutes, as usual, for the risotto to achieve the “creamy porridge-like consistency” that Wells describes and all Italian cooks strive for. Thrilled, I pulled the saucepan from the heat and stirred in another tablespoon of butter, along with ¼ cup of grated Parmesan. The risotto smelled tomato-sweet and buttery rich, so it was hard to clamp the lid on the pot for it to “stand” for a final few minutes as the flavors did their little blending dance.

I found my fork and gave the finished dish another taste—it was perfect. Out came the bay leaf and into two bowls went piles of the rice; I also put a dollop on a plate for Roxy.

The results: So, so good!

Tomato-creamy and rich!

Hot and fortifying!

And…a bit like Chef Boyardee!

Yeah, it’s kinda true. There was something deliciously addictive and spoon-lickingly wonderful about the risotto—the chunks of tomato from the homemade sauce aside—that made me think of Americanized Italian junk food. Was it the smooth texture and consistent taste? The obvious presence of butter? I suspect so. The risotto definitely wasn’t sweet, but there was no mistaking this resemblance that was hard to shake once the idea popped into my head.

Jon ate his bowlful right up, but in a thoughtful, almost clinical way that made me wonder if he was having similar flashbacks. Rox ate a single grain and pronounced it “Not what I’m feeling like” so there was no big win there.

I think you could avoid this unfortunate 1970s canned pasta association by adding some chopped fresh herbs—or maybe some wild mushrooms—to the recipe. I’ll make it again, once my arm has recovered, and see what I come up with.

Random Bon Appétit recipes: Part Four—Meyer Lemon Cream with Graham Crackers and Sea Salt

Over Super Bowl weekend my in-laws were in town from Seattle to help celebrate Roxy’s ninth birthday and, of course, watch the Big Game (yeah, we know how that went). Our weekend thus whiplashed from afternoon tea at a rose petal- and chandelier-filled Glendale shop on Saturday, to the grunting-crashing-leaping-sprinting-tossing-fumbling-guilt-inducing spectacle that is high-stakes pro football on Sunday.

Like many dutiful Americans, we planned a hearty Super Bowl feast (grilled salmon, gougères, quinoa salad and shrimp salad) because the guacamole, tortilla chips, veggies, hummus, shrimp and cheese board that we’d laid out at the start of the game was somehow not going to fill everyone up.

Knowing dessert would need to be a light, barely there affair, I decided to make Meyer Lemon Cream with Graham Crackers and Sea Salt for dessert. I ripped this recipe out of the February 2014 issue of Bon Appétit months earlier intrigued by its simplicity and the sparkling words “Meyer lemon” since that almost always means yummy in my book.

Uncharacteristically, I’d read the recipe through the night before, so I knew the dessert would need to chill two hours prior to serving. Consequently, I got to work around noon, with the kitchen door flung open to the beautiful Los Angeles day.

The simple process started with cooking three eggs, 2/3 cup sugar and ½ cup fresh Meyer lemon juice over medium heat, while “whisking constantly,” for 10 minutes. The goal is to thicken the ingredients without scalding them.

Next, I scraped the pale yellow mixture into my blender and turned it on the lowest speed.

The recipe makes a big deal out of this, warning “you’re not trying to aerate the mixture, so keep blender on low speed.” Problem was: I had no idea if Stir was faster than Mix or Blend faster than Chop on my Osterizer, so I had to punch through the entire lineup of buttons before settling on Grind.

Into the whirlpool of lemony-sugary-egg I gradually added 2 tablespoons of butter that I’d chopped into tiny slices. With each drop of a butter pellet, the blender’s contents grew paler and (slightly) thicker. After finishing, I poured the curd into a glass bowl, covered it and tucked it into the fridge for a few hours of chilling. Then, I zested a lemon and, with the back of a wooden spoon, pounded six graham crackers tucked into a plastic bag into bits.

The results: As the evening light faded into the dark, fuzzy gray that is Mt. Washington at night, I prepared dessert. The game was over, spirits subdued and stomachs more than full.

I pulled the curd out of the fridge. It had firmed up and settled on a cheerful sunshine yellow. I slowly stirred in 1½ cups of chilled heavy cream, which both loosened the curd and returned it to a paler, pastel Easter-party hue. Then, I found four small bowls and spooned a serving of the cream into each one, followed by a sprinkling of the smashed graham crackers, followed by another dollop of cream, followed by a dash of fresh lemon zest and a sprinkling of sea salt. I could’ve really gone for the parfait effect and chosen glass bowls and added two extra layers, but no one needed the extra calories.

I served the group and we all grabbed our spoons.

And, basically, wow.

The Meyer Lemon Cream was incredible: silky smooth, lemony sweet with just the right amount of tart. The graham cracker bits are a brilliant addition giving the luscious curd a perfect, slightly salty crunch, while the zest layers on a refreshing intense pop of citrus juice. The recipe couldn’t be easier (well, I guess the whisking is a bit of a chore) and the results look fresh, inviting and light.

A total winner.

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria: Recipe #2–Tomato Sauce

“Tomato sauce should be rich, elegant, smooth, and redolent of herbs,” proclaims Patricia Wells in her introduction to Trattoria’s basic Tomato Sauce. To which I add: ditto for James Bond.

I was paging through her cookbook a few weeks ago in search of something simple to drizzle over tortellini. I found the tomato sauce, skimmed the minimal ingredients and knew I had my answer.

After tying on my new butterfly apron (a full “chef’s” apron with a black-and-white butterfly pattern and orange pocket…totally awesome), I chopped a small onion, spooned the equivalent of 3 minced garlic cloves from a jar and tossed those fragrant bits into ¼ cup of olive oil along with some sea salt. Sounds pretty familiar, yes? Well, here’s the clever part: Wells says to do the above in an unheated saucepan.


This cool-pan technique allows the ingredients to mix completely without the infernal spitting of the garlic into peering eyeballs and upon unprotected forearms. Why this is the case, I’m not exactly sure. My inner scientist whispers that the modicum of juice that the garlic brings to the party can mingle with the oil at room temperature, whereas it reacts violently when hot.

But don’t quote me on that.

Regardless, this small nuance in the recipe’s first step made an immediate quality-of-life difference, a little like flipping one’s pillow to the cool side during a hot summer night.

Next, I cooked the (peacefully) mixed onion-garlic mélange over moderate heat for a few minutes until the garlic turned a pale toasted hue. Then I poured in a 28-ounce can of chopped tomatoes in their sauce and stirred everything together before adding “the herb bundle.”

Doesn’t “herb bundle” sound both charming and practical—something Mrs. Frisby would haul to her tiny mice children in the classic story? Wells describes hers as “Several sprigs of fresh parsley, bay leaves and celery leaves tied…with cotton twine.”

Feeling every bit the prairie girl, I dug around in the Everything Drawer until I found said twine (probably purchased by my parents during the Reagan Administration and sent off with me to college) and then looked through the crisper for some herbs. I found fresh parsley, but no celery leaves, so I grabbed some thyme and then the jar of bay leaves from the spice cabinet. After washing a few sprigs of each specimen, I bunched the damp greens together, tied a tiny bit of string around their middle and cinched it tight. Had Roxy been there, she’d have wanted one made for her dollhouse.

I dropped the bundle into the saucepan, stirred the brew several times and then let it simmer sans lid for about 15 minutes (for a thicker sauce, Wells says to add another 5 minutes of cooking time). When the timer rang, I peered into the pan and saw that my bundle had, sadly, broken apart upon the high seas. I fished out the limp sprigs, as well as the smug, still-stiff bay leaf. Then I tasted the finished product, added a touch more salt plus a few turns of fresh pepper, and removed the sauce from the burner. It was time to eat.

The results: I spooned the sauce—a glistening, deep red—over tortellini and fresh spinach in three bowls. Then I distributed one each to Jon and my mom, who’s visiting from Northern California, and we all tucked in. (Roxy had eaten earlier.)

The tomato sauce was a hit—mega-flavorful, uncomplicated, and richly satisfying without being heavy. It worked perfectly with both the mellow, creamy, cheese-filled pasta and the densely-green spinach pile. And it couldn’t have been easier to make (even with the herb bundle mini craft project in the middle).

I thought of the Make the Bread, Buy the Butter cookbook in my collection. When compared with the taste of its jarred counterpart, which is almost always painfully sweet and sorely lacking in herby-spicy interest, homemade tomato sauce such as Wells’ concoction is an obvious, stomach-pleasing “make.”

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria: Recipe #1–Milanese Vegetable Soup

One of the most reliable soups in my cooking universe is vegetable soup. You can make it an infinite number of ways—and at least three-quarters of those ways are uncomplicated, healthy and yummy. It’s hard to go wrong.

When I wanted to make soup during December’s cold snap, I chose Patricia Wells’ Milanese Vegetable Soup. Did I have every ingredient called for? Hardly. But I had enough of them to be able to riff on what she presents.

In the recipe’s introduction, Wells calls the soup “minestrone.” She points out that all minestrones share piles of fresh vegetables, a dried bean of some kind and a starch such as pasta or rice. For this version from Milan, Arborio rice plays the role of starch, which isn’t surprising since it’s a culinary staple of the region.

We made this soup twice during the holidays. The first time I used oyster mushrooms instead of pancetta, a shallot in place of some of the onion, sweet potato in addition to some small red potatoes, and purple cabbage instead of white. The results were fantastic.

The second time, Jon made the soup for our Christmas Eve shindig and hewed more closely to the recipe (no sweet potato, actual amounts of each ingredient, but still using mushrooms instead of pancetta). He also doubled the recipe for the expected 12-person crowd…with mixed results.

The general prep for the soup begins with melting butter in a stockpot and tossing in ½ cup minced pancetta (or mushrooms, in our case), 2 medium onions chopped and some salt, all of which cooks for a few minutes until the onions are transparent. Next, add 2 diced carrots, 5 or so chopped celery stalks including leaves, and a cup of beans (the recipe recommends dried cannellini or other small beans; I used canned cannellini), and cook for another 5 minutes. A cup of trimmed, halved green beans, some shredded cabbage, 2 medium, peeled and diced potatoes, and 2 quarts of water follow, along with a 16-ounce can of Italian plum tomatoes with their juice. Wells says to place a food mill over the stockpot and puree the plum tomatoes directly into the bubbling brew. I chose to dump it all into the pot and use kitchen scissors to chop the tomatoes into smaller chunks—a kindergarten craft approach, but quite effective.

At this point, cover the soup and let it simmer over medium heat for about 30 minutes. Once the half hour is up, season with some salt and pepper to taste and let the soup continue bubbling gently on the burner until the beans are soft (since I used canned beans I opted for another 15 minutes; for dried beans it could take up to an hour). Finally, add a cup of rice (I only had a half cup) and simmer until the grains are al dente, about 20 additional minutes.

The results: Patricia Wells suggests stirring a few tablespoons of freshly grated parmesan cheese into the soup before serving. I’m not sure this is necessary since I sprinkled a ton on top after ladling servings into two bowls the Sunday evening I made it.

Jon and I both loved the soup. The variety of flavors—from the mellow sweet potato and earthy carrot to the green pop of celery and bright tomato notes—was hearty, satisfying, and a contrast to blended soups that taste more or less the same with every spoonful. The rice and white beans added some welcome heft; the parm cheese a salty-umami zip.

Wells warns at the conclusion of the recipe that the soup will thicken over time. We didn’t notice a huge difference the second night, except the flavors had melded even more.

Fast forward to Christmas Eve day, when Jon made a double recipe of the soup for our family bash. This means he added two cups of Arborio rice, along with two cups of beans, to the recipe. When I got home from a half-day of work and asked how the cooking was coming along, he pointed to the stovetop.

“We’ve got a massive quantity of soup here.”

I peered under the lid of one of our biggest soup kettles. The bubbling mass was two inches from the top of the pot—and thick as wallpaper paste.

“Wow,” I said, stepping back. “Hope all the vegans come.”

It turns out the soup was still good—flavorful, filling, and lava hot after bubbling away on a low burner for much of the afternoon. But all that burner time also meant it had thickened before even becoming a leftover. People ate bowlfuls and went back for seconds (there was also a meat chili for the carnivores) but at the end of the night we still had gallons left. We transferred it into one of our largest Tupperware and rearranged the fridge to accommodate the wide load. We ate it again on Christmas—referring to it exclusively as “stew”—and maybe one other time and then I walked the rest up to the compost bin.

“Here you go, bugs,” I said, dumping the heavy glop onto the leafy, loamy pile. “Happy New Year!”

Patricia Wells’ Trattoria: Introduction

If you think about it, the end-of-year holidays resemble a typical oddball American family.

There’s pious, big-hearted Thanksgiving; quiet, bookish Hanukkah; rollicking Big Daddy Christmas; renegade Kwanzaa; and the tacky uncle, New Year’s Eve. En masse, they’re overwhelming and demanding. But, one on one, they’re delightful when you get to know them…full of stories, quirky tics, and honest-to-goodness meaning.

They’re also full of food.

From late November through early January, we face mountains of comestibles: cheese platters at afternoon gatherings, fancy appetizers at evening soirees, roasts the size of carry-on bags at dinner parties. There’s pie at Thanksgiving, rugelach at Hanukkah and Christmas cookies at…really, at anything, regardless of the hour. And there’s candy: in bowls and gift boxes, stuck to cards, tumbling from desks at work.

It’s an embarrassment of riches (or maybe just embarrassing).

Unable to resist this seasonal tug of the kitchen, I cooked a lot over the holidays, even as we scrambled to unpack and settle in to our completed—yes, finally, completed—new/old house. Tacos, soups, gougères (delicious cheesy puffs), chilis, salads…much feasting ensued.

Early in December, as the weather started to cool and my thoughts turned to soup, I grabbed a cookbook I’ve had for years: Patricia Wells’ Trattoria (Morrow; 1993). Wells, a Midwesterner, is a former New York Times food writer and restaurant critic for the International Herald Tribune and, per the cookbook’s biographical sketch, “the first woman and only foreigner to have served as restaurant critic for the French newsweekly L’Express.” She’s also written a pile of award-winning cookbooks, and currently splits her time between Paris and that other not-too-shabby corner of the galaxy, Provence, teaching cooking classes, blogging and generally living the très bonne life.

I received Trattoria from my parents the Christmas after graduating from college. Early on, I made a few of its tasty pasta dishes, as well as its incredibly delicious, summertime dessert: Baked Peaches with Almond Macaroons. Since then, I’ve pulled out the cookbook every few years to try a new recipe, but mostly, it’s just lingered on the shelf. I wondered if it would live up to its excellent first impressions, particularly during the food-focused holidays.

The Auntie Em’s Cookbook: Recipe #4–Biscuits

Thanksgiving morning, I got up early to make biscuits.

Yes, on a day packed with high calorie dishes like creamed corn and creamed onions, marshmallow sweet potatoes and pumpkin chiffon pie, I decided a fresh, butter-laden baked good would make the perfect healthy-and-balanced breakfast for my family.

Fortunately, I’ve got a biscuit soul mate in Auntie Em’s Cookbook author Terri Wahl. “Is there any food in the world better than a hot, handmade biscuit?” she asks in the recipe’s introduction. “With gravy, or with butter and jam?” No, is the answer, although you could go one better by adding the powerful prepositional phrase “with honey.”

Two nights before, I’d bought what I needed—buttermilk, mostly, since everything else was in the pantry—so it was easy to get to work once I’d slugged down some coffee, fed the cats and preheated the oven to 375 degrees.

I whisked together 4 cups flour—a somewhat stunning amount—4 teaspoons baking powder, a teaspoon of baking soda, 1 ½ teaspoons salt and a teaspoon of sugar. Then I sliced 1 cup of unsalted butter (that doesn’t sound so bad, but in reality translates to two embarrassing STICKS), covered the top of the flour mixture with the tiny squares as if preparing for a round of bingo, and got out my pastry cutter to work all that “fat” into the dry ingredients.

I don’t know why, but referring to butter as “fat” has always grossed me out. Fat is lard bubbling in a pan. Fat is that pale part of a bacon slice. Fat is a spoonful from Grandma’s plastic margarine container of grease by the stove. Butter is, simply,…butter. Pale yellow, slightly sweet, with a bit of tang, and absolutely magical. Maybe I have this aversion to the term because the idea of spreading “fat” on a croissant or muffin is about as appealing as eating a hot dog on a baguette. It’s just wrong.

I worked and worked and worked that pastry cutter until my arm was sore and the mixture crumbly. Then I poured in two cups of buttermilk and stirred twice.

OK, I stirred a few more times than that, but I was extremely careful not to over-mix, since that’s a big no-no in the world of biscuit making (stir too much and you’ll get a tough biscuit say the pros). This can feel strange to those of us who like to make sure everything is combined and then some. But it’s a good habit to cultivate when making biscuits from scratch. Essentially, you want the dough to start pulling away from the sides of the bowl—that means the ingredients are starting to stick together—without becoming a perfect clean lump in the center of a perfectly clean bowl.

Next, I dumped the mostly mixed dough on to a pasty mat I’d dusted with flour. I kneaded the dough just a few times before patting it into a circle about an inch-and-a-half thick. I used a pink cookie cutter left over from Easter to cut out vaguely egg-shaped biscuits, arranged them on a baking sheet, and painted the tops with a little extra buttermilk. I slipped the sheet into the oven to bake for about 20 minutes, and then carefully re-kneaded and re-patted the dough cuttings into a new circle and cut the remaining biscuit eggs.

The results: Jon and Roxy slowly slipped into the kitchen, bleary-eyed and holiday happy, as I grabbed jams and spreads from the fridge, poured coffee and milk, and heated veggie sausage links.

“Those smell amazing!” said Roxy, arranging herself on the chair across from me at the kitchen island.

I pulled the baking sheet out of the oven and put a pale, toasted, puffy biscuit onto each of our plates and passed them out.

Simply put, these biscuits are the best I’ve ever made. They ROCK. They smell amazing—toasted and buttery and cozy. They look delicious—puffy without being ridiculous, golden and layered. And the taste: absolutely perfect. I slathered my first half with pluot jam—heavenly!—and the second half with obsidian blackberry jam—divine! The contrast of tart fruity spread with buttery hot dough was absolute perfection.

“What makes these so good,” asked Jon, as he picked up crumbs with a fingertip from his plate.

“I was really careful not to over-knead the dough,” I said proudly.

“And you didn’t make them too thin.” Yes, that, too.

I also think that painting the biscuit tops with the rest of the buttermilk adds that little professional touch that makes these look restaurant-worthy, but taste homemade.

Terri suggests playing Andre Williams’s song “Pass the Biscuits, Please” while eating these little wonders. I completely forgot to do that so I will clearly have to make them again soon to test out the music/food pairing.

The Auntie Em’s Cookbook: Recipe #3–Curried Chickpea Salad

One evening, a week before Thanksgiving, I decided to make Curried Chickpea Salad. In spite of its lengthy ingredient list, which I’d shopped for over the weekend, this Auntie Em’s Cookbook recipe looked like an easy-to-throw-together-but-still-tasty weeknight creation.

Author Terri Wahl introduces the salad by saying it’s not only delicious on its own, it makes a great sandwich filling and green salad dollop. I’ve had the café’s Curried Chickpea Sandwich and, yes, it was yummy, so I was excited to see if the homemade version of the filling could compete.

I gathered the ingredients on our kitchen cupboard/island (the resulting still life looked like the set of a cooking show—full of color, bursting with potential), while Roxy limped through her current events assignment. She’d chosen to encapsulate an LA Times piece about Pasadena’s famed Doo-Dah Parade, but had long ago burned through the day’s allotment of homework energy. Murmuring encouragement mixed with the occasional prompting question, I grabbed a large mixing bowl and got to work.

First, the home cook must whisk together the dressing. Since I decided to halve the recipe (resulting in three promised servings as opposed to the more overwhelming six), this involved 1 tablespoon of chutney (I used Sharwood’s Major Grey mango); ¼ minced chipotle chile in adobo sauce; ½ teaspoon each Dijon mustard, curry powder and cumin; ½ tablespoon rice wine vinegar; 1 tablespoon vegetable oil of some kind (I used canola); and ½ teaspoon each sea salt and fresh ground pepper. As I whisked and stirred the powerful ingredients together, the aroma was incredible—it made me think of a South Asian mole.

Next, I added the salad’s bulk: ½ medium purple onion, chopped; 2 cloves minced garlic; 1 cup drained and rinsed chickpeas and half as much black beans; ¼ cup drained, rinsed and minced sun-dried tomatoes in oil; 1/8 cup each diced celery and carrot; and 1 tablespoon each of chopped cilantro and parsley. I stirred the colorful pile with, as directed, a rubber spatula and then used the back of the spatula to mush and mash some, but not all, of the integrated ingredients. This was harder than it sounded; I’m surprised I didn’t snap the handle of our poor spatula in the process. A wooden spoon might be a better tool for the job.

Knowing that our dinner was probably 30 minutes away, I scraped the salad into a container and stuck it into the fridge (which is still out on the deck due to delays in our painting plan) to chill.

The results: Once we helped shepherd the current events homework to a stopping point, Jon made Roxy’s dinner, and I dug around for Curried Chickpea Salad accompaniments. What a coup: I found a bag of Trader Joe’s Garlic Naan in the freezer and some baby spinach in the fridge. While the naan heated, I filled two bowls with the greens and spooned the chickpea salad on top. When the naan were well-toasted (which took four times as long as the package instructed, these being a Trader Joe’s product), Jon plunked the two carbohydrate-delivery vehicles—stiff as paddles—on to each bowl, and we were ready to eat.

It only took a bite, maybe two, to realize that this salad is some tasty business.

There are plenty of chickpea dishes out in the world—many curried and some even cumin-laced. By adding the chipotle chile in adobo sauce AND the sundried tomato bits AND the chutney AND the rice wine vinegar, Wahl takes a somewhat ordinary bean combination to new culinary heights: sweet/spicy, smoky/tangy. Add the cool crunch of carrot and celery, plus the fresh leafy bite of both parsley and cilantro—they perfectly counter the hearty bean “mash”—and you’ve got a salad/spread/even savory pie filling that could please a crowd, satisfy all your vegetarian friends, and serve as a quick weeknight dinner.

My only caution—it’s easy to go overboard with the purple onion. A third or even a quarter of the breath-trashing nightshade would work just fine.

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